Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures
The Jackie Chan
The Happiest Place On Earth - DisneyLand
Suddenly Venus goes rigid as a
stone statue with eyes closed. She senses an evil disturbance or presence
close by and reaches out to seek it, touch it. The others stare at the
shinobi mistress in confusion & surprise wondering why is she doing
that??? Finally she comes out of her mind-trance.
Oh no, I cannot believe
What is it? What did
Yes...the evil alliance
of the Shredder (Oroku Saki the twin brother of Hamato Yoshi), Lord Krang,
Valmont, Black Tiger and ShenDu!!! They have arrived at the park and are
searching-seeking out their enemies.
I can't believe it, the
Syndicate here in DisneyLand.
No way brother! Not
Aww nuts! <Looks mad>
Just what we need to ruin our fun day.
Do they know we are here
Not that I've heard, in
fact, no. Krang said and I quote "You suppose our enemy is here, the
turtles?" and Shredder answered "I hope not because if they are I'll turn them
into turtle soup!" Valmont & Black Tiger snickered or giggled at that remark
while ShenDu grinned evilly at the idea.
Good grief, <Nervous
look> what are we going to do?
Where are they
They just entered Main
Street, USA. Visitors and Cast Members are running in terror of the
terrorists, trying to hide.
Should we go on instead of
hanging around and waiting for them to find us?
A good suggestion
I'll go and I'll take
Ninjara, Jade & Mikey. You others hang back in case we need
reinforcements or backup.
Why didn't you pick
We could use your magic to
De Milo thinks it over
quickly and changes her mind.
On second thought, I'll stay
here and hold down the fort so to speak.
Suit yourself. Catch
you later! <Then he, Jade, Mike & Ninjara disappear>
That leaves Ralph, Don,
Tohru and Venus alone trying to decide what's the next course of action.
They know they can't hang around in AdventureLand before the Syndicate locates
and captures them or worse!!!
Should we continue our
Of course. So what's
the next attraction on the list?
How about Splash
Mountain? It's hot today so let's cool down, get wet.
I like rides where you get
soaked and cool off.
So the friends hurry
off. Meanwhile from a vantage point behind the PARTNERS statue Chan,
Ninjara, Mike & Jade spy on the Syndicate forces. Leonardo is in the
lead flanked by Valmont on his left, Shredder on his right. Behind them
come Black Tiger, the dragon sorcerer ShenDu and Lord Krang and accompanying
them are a squad or platoon of ShadowKahn ghost ninjas marching like the
Nazis. Frightened guests & Cast Members scurry for cover, back
LEONARDO <Under mind
Out of our way foolish
humans, make way for Lord ShenDu.
Beware you mortals. I
have come to conquer your world!
You got that right
And once we've found Chan
and the Turtles it won't be easy destroying them, taking them apart piece by
Yes my master, it will be
Oh, my tentacles are already
sweating with anticipation of the fun that's about to start anytime
Then without warning
the vixen leaps out from atop the statue of Walt Disney & Mickey Mouse to
drop on all fours in front of the surprised villains who stop dead in their
tracks and gawk-gape at the sight of the lady fox.
SURPRISE! And I bet
it's not your birthdays yet. <Glares>
What the devil?!!
Where did she come from?
Oh no! <Eyes widen behind
faceplate> Not her again!
Ninjara...I should have
guessed. <Narrowed eyed frown>
Leo, a pleasure to see you
Then she attacks!
Before Leo can react or respond the samurai executes Liu Kang's bicycle kick
routine in the Mortal Kombat movie slamming the leader of the turtles onto his
shell, stunned. ShenDu is first to counter-react.
But as the ghost ninjas
rush in to takedown the lady fox Jackie, Mikey & Jade jump out from hiding
and join the fray.
It's time to take out the
trash! <Whirls his chucks>
Death to the
Syndicate! Kiiiiyaaaaah! <Jumps into the air>
Chan drops several of
the ShadowKahn, punches, kicks, flips the ghost ninjas like stunt-doubles while
Mikey slams them with his chucks and a few well-placed kicks of his
<Hurls himself through the air>
Both combatants close
in mid-air trading kicks & punches before landing back on their feet and
exchange blows at each other. However the vixen proves faster &
stronger than the bodyguard of Valmont and Black Tiger hits the ground hard and
lays there unable to get up. Shocked, angered by this assault on his
servant Valmont attacks.
I'll teach you a lesson
madame, one you'll won't forget!
Hah! Come get me, I'm
ready for you. <Levels her sword>
With pleasure, take that!
<Lunges with his cane-sword>
Missed me sucker, bonzai!
They lunge, parry,
thrust, block until the Darkhand crimeboss finds himself flat on his face,
disarmed. Before he can recover his weapon it is Jade who kicks it away
out of reach or snatches it up. Jackie & Mikey finish off the last of
the ShadowKahn then faceoff against Krang, Shredder & ShenDu.
I'll cut you two into little
pieces with my blades.
Talk, talk. Your mouth
is your only weapon.
Why you!!! <Glares>
You dare insult me?
Uh-oh, you just touched off
his short fuse.
Enough of this! Finish
Exactly lord Krang, watch
As Saki prepares to
launch his assault on Chan & Mike, Ninjara hits him from his blindspot
throwing Shredder off-balance and unable to recover himself in time before Chan
gives him a flying side-kick to the forehead KO'ing the Foot leader down &
out for the 10-count.
You'll pay for this Chan.
<Glowers> You and your friends will all die.
That's what you think.
The Syndicate is no match for the Alliance.
That's telling him
Oh really? <Sneers> We
shall see, hehehehehmhmhmhm...RETREAT!
Very well...for now.
Suddenly a bright aura
shimmers around the dragon sorcerer, alien warlord of Dimension X, the
unconscious forms of Black Tiger, Shredder, Leonardo & Valmont and the
remaining ghost ninjas and in the next they all disappear from
And don't come back you sore
Don't forget to
Good riddance I'd
Good work team. At
least we stopped them from destroying DisneyLand at the moment. Hey,
Oops, <Quotes Anakin
Skywalker's famous line in Episode I> he's gone.
Darn it, rats. Now
we'll never save him.
Don't give up Mike, we will
rescue him soon.
Right now we better catch up
with the others, see how they're fairing.
Then let's go. <And they
OF PART VII
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