Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures
The Jackie Chan
The Happiest Place On Earth - DisneyLand
But before the friends decide
where to eat lunch at they split up and head off in different directions to
enjoy more rides. Jade & Venus laughing with delight riding their
DoomBuggy through the Haunted Mansion, Chan & Ninjara sneaking in kisses on
Peter Pan's Flight, Tohru & Donatello laughing with fun on Roger Rabbit's
Car-Toon Spin and Michaelangelo & Raphael enjoying Star Tours. Later
the gang enjoy lunch at Carnation Cafe on Main Street, USA.
It was so funny. I
think that is my favorite ride so far.
Mine is Indiana Jones
Adventure. But the Car-Toon spin was fun too.
Star Tours is almost like
reenacting any scenes from the Trilogy Series and the Prequel Series
A great theme park
You got that
NINJARA <Stands up, raises her
I propose a toast to
DisneyLand and our first time here to have fun.
I'll drink to
HERE, HERE! <Clink
glasses together in the ritual>
Where do we go
VENUS <Makes sick face>
Well we have to ride now
before the lines get too long.
Cool, man! <Whacks high
five> I'm game.
through the stars.
Then it's off to
TomorrowLand Imagination & Beyond gang.
And so they head out of
Main Street again and take a right-hand turn past the PARTNERS statue entering
the gateway of TomorrowLand. However as they approach the entrance to
Space Mountain something is very wrong.
Now, that's odd.
There's no one here, Cast Members or other guests.
Where is everybody???
All the same, we can get on
without the long wait.
I guess so...but I don't
like it, something's wrong here.
Passing through the
entrance they proceed through the indoor queue preshow area on their way to the
loading dock where the guests board their rollercoaster trains designed to look
like space shuttles. Still nobody in sight.
I wonder what's up?
There should be people in here now.
I have that same feeling
Upon reaching the
loading dock where the start of the ride can be seen a large squad-platoon of
ShadowKahn stand about looking bored. Chan the first one to spot the
danger warns his friends.
Uh-oh, no! Back up
ShadowKahn are waiting at
the boarding gates for us.
Nuts! I guess it's
time I told you that me and Raphael had a bargain with the ghost ninjas on
Oh great. <Throws up her
hands in disgust> Now what?
I got an idea, listen up
gang. <He outlines the gameplan>
still under the mind-spell of ShenDu addresses the ShadowKahn forces before
The time is now
1:30pm. So, in 5 minutes, Squad A to Matterhorn, Squad B to Jungle Cruise
and Squad C to Big Thunder Mountain. Remember, no roughstuff or physical
harm to innocent victims we only want information about our enemies if anybody
or anyone seen them, understood? <All the ninjas bow> Move
He starts to walk away
when out of nowhere loud music blares from hidden speakers throughout the
attraction catching him totally by surprise.
What the devil? <Mimics
Shredder's famous line>
In the next out steps
Jackie, Jade, Tohru and Ninjara doing a RAP routine to the music and make up
their own lyrics.
You ShadowKahn think you got
it all and you're really cool.
Well wake up, it's sun-up
you better get to school.
For you ninjas are worse
than anything I know.
So let's send you something
that you'll respond...TO THE DEATH!!!
Then as the song ends
out jump Venus, Mike, Ralph & Don their weapons drawn and ready for combat
as Chan, Ninjara, Jade & Tohru also ready themselves too.
Taste my magic! <Throws
It's time to take out the
trash. <Whips his bo-staff about>
Party time! <Spins his
Eat lead! <Flashes his
Surrender you idiots, you
Unfortunately Leo steps
aside to avoid the attacking sumo giant then back-kicks him hard in his backside
propelling the bodyguard flat on his face. Suddenly De Milo uses her
mind-powers to control the ghost ninjas and commands them...
Seize that traitor and get
rid of him immediately.
And in the next...Leo
finds himself being attacked by the ShadowKahn who pick him up and hoist him
above their heads.
What are you doing???
Put me down you fools!
But the ghost ninjas
heave-ho the leader of the turtles out an emergency exit as the wargames rage
Hey boys, care to
Let's show them how we
really kick butt.
Go Jackie, Ninjara!
<Coaches them on>
Both the samurai and
stuntman launch themselves into the midst of their multiple attackers and engage
in close combat throwing punches, blocks, kicks, sweeps, headbutts, flips,
etc. Within a matter of seconds the skirmish is over as quickly as it
started and the surviving ShadowKahn disappear as usual without a trace as do
those who are knocked down. The gang celebrate with high fives, low fives,
Looks like that practice
Practice makes perfect,
<Looks worried> are you OK?
I think so, not hurt too
Thank goodness. Ya
know, we did a good job rapping.
Our own version of
But we need a
How about Ramming-Jamming
Jackie Chan & Company?
It's a start...now let's
ride Space Mountain.
ALL 3 OTHER TURTLES
Ninjara & Jackie
are in the front seat, behind them are Venus & Jade. Behind them in
the next seat are Mike & Tohru with Ralph & Don in the last seat.
The rocket starts up and begins climbing the chainlift to the first drop.
That's when the shinobi mistress starts feeling queasy.
I think I'm going to
Well if you do decide to
hurl, throw up that-a-way.
in pretend terror>
Their coaster train
shoots down the first drop and begins whipping around the turns in total
darkness, getting Air-Time over the hills, etc. Suddenly Venus hurls or
pukes at one point in the ride sending acid rain flying outwards then doubles
over clutching her stomach in agony. The others are too excited to even
notice as they enjoy the ride until it returns to the unloading dock and the
auto-brakes slow the coaster down and stops.
The gang step outside the
attraction to catch their breaths and relive the experience of spaceflight
through the stars.
Gut-wrenching ride, but
It was gut-wrenching and
fun, not to mention air-time when we went over the dips.
Yeah, that's when I puked or
hurled. I feel much better now.
Are you sure? You're
not sick anymore?
No...maybe it was something
I ate for lunch.
ALL 3 TURTLES
Good grief. <Rolls
eyes> Here we go again.
Suddenly the guests
& cast members appear on-site to cheer & applaud the startled, surprised
friends thanking them for saving the theme park from evil. Chan, Jade,
Tohru, Ninjara, Venus, Mike, Ralph & Don blush red with embarrassment but
smile & bow, have pictures taken and even sign autographs before continuing
on their way to enjoy more rides.
OF PART IX
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