Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Triumphed Over Perils And Hurdles
Battling Foes Throughout The Land
With Cunning Of Mind And Swiftness Of Hand
With Ancient Martial Arts Learned From Master Splinter
In The Burning Of Summer Or The Bleakness Of Winter
The Shredder They'd Battle To Often No Avail
Yet We Never Doubted That Our Boys Would Prevail
Over The Forces Of Evil And Mutants Gone Wrong
I Just Wish I Could Remember That Freakin' Theme Song
From Out Of The Sewers They'd Rise And Take The Night
Self-Sacrificing Gallantry On Display Despite
A Society Who Judged Them, Who Did Not Understand
Only April O'Neal Was Kind To This Band
Of Pizza-Eating Heroes Named After Great Artists
They Inspired Us All To Take Life The Farthest
To Fight Along Side Them We Would Surely Go
Raphael, Leonardo, Donatello, And Michaelangelo

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