Hello? anybody here? or is this another abandoned message board floating around?

I'm still here!!

Me too!

Eep!

Yay!!! good, no one has posted anything for weeks!

Shhhhhhh! Can't you see I am trying to sleep?

I am the worse person for lurking and not posting.

*trips over sum pots and pans*

opps my bad, i tried to sneak in and i uh "messed up"

Wonderful. Now who's gonna clean that mess up?
*points at all the pots and pans on the floor*

*puts head down and walks away quickly and points to NTurtle*

he did it

*Distressed and confused Nturtle runs away and sulks in his corner*

*snaps her fingers and cleans up the mess* There much better.

*opens eyes* see i knew it was a dream

*shakes head*
Well, that was odd.

Don't you just love the way we reign terror distruction and off topicness through out any thread we enter?

No?

Okay

Seems no-one can escape.

i always seem to accidently end topics with an unrepliable remarke...


(Just watch no one reply to this!)

so dont end u *shakes head in disclame* cant believe it u think i wouldnt respond, i respond to anything...well unless....well nevamind

Yes! The off-topic demons lurk within these forums, too...
*runs off screaming like a mad turtle*

*puffs chest out* no way!

*hides* were they at? im imma ready for em when they come

noooo! not again!!!!! * curles up into a small ball*

*Manic laughter* Didn't anybody warn you to lock the door?

nnnoooo, u evr hear that one boogie man song from icp? yea it tells u bout the boogie man, if u close ur dorr it is eas for him to cut u up.....ewwwww scary

*comes running back in*
Lock the door? But it was wide open! That's how the demons must've gotten in...
*trembles in fear*

Ahem! *clears her throat* Locks don't mean much to us demons.

How did you get in Kali?

Was it the mystical mist under the door or the 'mummy' sand through the keyhole bit?

I can move through shadows. I used Azure's shadow.

*thumps azure on the back of the head* dont leave ur shadow laying around AZURE!

Ow! I didn't mean to!
*decides to sew his shadow on like Peter Pan did*

No, it wasn't your fault Azure, I'm just tricky. I'll use someone else's shadow next time... like coolmike's.

*tries to stuff his in a bag*

WHY WONT U GET IN THERE!

*Jumps at it* AHHHHHHHH stupid thing! GO IN!

Good gravy what the hell was the subject before???! Damn Demons!!

Well, you asked if anyone still came here. I guess the demons wanted to make their presence known like we did.

*ignores the remark about demons*

I would like to quote if I may

'You have let your doom in the front door. Though it will not depart that way' ~ Mabruk the magician, The Last Unicorn

*appears* That really all depends on your definition of doom. What some see as danger, others see as a good thing, demons included.

(BTW, i love the last unicorn. ever seen the movie?)

Seen the movie, read the book

*prances off all unicornified*

I have neither seen nor read.

*Adds the Last Unicorn to her ever growing list of books to read*

(i know, got both)

*watches Coolmike battle with his shadow*
Hey, lemme help!
*jumps up and down on Coolmike's shadow*

*watches* Um, did you ever consider just asking the shadow to get in the bag?

but that is way too easy, we need to beat it up first *realizing himself is all bruised cause technically the shadow is him*

*shrugs* Well, sometimes easier is better. It makes things goes smoother not only for you but your shadow too.

*looks at the bruised Coolmike*
Oops...heh, heh...

AHHHHH why u do that azure? i thought sumthin was hitting me and it was u..do i look that dark?

*takes off his shades*
Well...not any more.

(lol)

well why u where them in the forums? its dark anyways! geez, kids nowa days, have to teach em everything

Oh, I know it's dark in here, but I never know when someone's gonna take my picture. I don't wanna go blind from all of the sudden flashes. Hmm...for some reason, people enjoy taking pictures of me.
*shrugs and puts his shades back on*

im jus to "BRIGHT" for ya is that it? *walks into the open door while talkin....uhhh umph i dun know what i jus said

Why yes, I agree! You're very bright, Coolmike. Keep up the good work.
*gets confused*
Where is this conversation going??

it is jus sayin i am lot lighter than u, my green turtle butt dun tan very well

LOL! So that's what you meant! Okay, I get it now.

Men?!?

*looks about*
Men? I don't see any men. No need to be frightened, Nun! Everything seems safe in these forums.

*comes outta hiding* coast is CLEAR! thanks azure for reassuring me

Sure, no prob, Coolmike! Now that we know it's safe, we can guide Nun back to the surface. Of course, if we already are on the surface, then there really wouldn't be any need...So, uh...any idea where we are??

Guide me back to the surface???

*comes all the way out of the shadows* aw man...i..i was about ready to make my move

*gives Nun a blank look*
Why yes. Don't you want to go back to the surface?
*gives Coolmike a blank look*
You were gonna make a move on Nun?!

*deadpan at Azure*

What if I like it down here, where ever here is?

*Hides behind the rolls of razor wire and the crock filled trench*

um noi..i was gonna make a move on ummmmm sumthin like ur shadow that walked through the door *hides with a scared face* i..i will make my move *confused himself*

*gives Nun and Coolmike a confused look*
Well, okay Nun. If you really want to stay here, wherever here might be, than you can. I won't stop you. Oh, and Coolmike, you might want to make your move after the muffins are done cooking.

Insanity strikes again.