Shredder's 12 Days of Christmas
Shredder's rendition of the classic Christmas song The 12 Days of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas, the Turtles gave to me
A dent in the Technodrome door.

On the second day of Christmas, the Turtles gave to me
Two beat up mutants
And a dent in the Technodrome door.

On the third day of Christmas, the Turtles gave to me
Three insults
Two beat up mutants
And a dent in the Technodrome door.

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Turtles gave to me
Four surprise attacks
Three insults
Two beat up mutants
And a dent in the Technodrome door.

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Turtles gave to me
Five thwarted schemes
Four surprise attacks
Three insults
Two beat up mutants
And a dent in the Technodrome door.

On the sixth day of Christmas, the Turtles gave to me
Six brutal beatings
Five thwarted schemes
Four surprise attacks
Three insults
Two beat up mutants
And a dent in the Technodrome door.

On the seventh day of Christmas, the Turtles gave to me
Seven broken weapons
Six brutal beatings
Five thwarted schemes
Four surprise attacks
Three insults
Two beat up mutants
And a dent in the Technodrome door.

On the eighth day of Christmas, the Turtles gave to me
Eight wrecked inventions
Seven broken weapons
Six brutal beatings
Five thwarted schemes
Four surprise attacks
Three insults
Two beat up mutants
And a dent in the Technodrome door.

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Turtles gave to me
Nine snappy comebacks
Eight wrecked inventions
Seven broken weapons
Six brutal beatings
Five thwarted schemes
Four surprise attacks
Three insults
Two beat up mutants
And a dent in the Technodrome door.

On the tenth day of Christmas, the Turtles gave to me
Ten bumps and bruises
Nine snappy comebacks
Eight wrecked inventions
Seven broken weapons
Six brutal beatings
Five thwarted schemes
Four surprise attacks
Three insults
Two beat up mutants
And a dent in the Technodrome door.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Turtles gave to me
Eleven damaged robots
Ten bumps and bruises
Nine snappy comebacks
Eight wrecked inventions
Seven broken weapons
Six brutal beatings
Five thwarted schemes
Four surprise attacks
Three insults
Two beat up mutants
And a dent in the Technodrome door.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Turtles gave to me
Twelve ninja punches
Eleven damaged robots
Ten bumps and bruises
Nine snappy comebacks
Eight wrecked inventions
Seven broken weapons
Six brutal beatings
Five thwarted schemes
Four surprise attacks
Three insults
Two beat up mutants
And a dent in the Technodrome door.

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