Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures
The Jackie Chan
The Happiest Place On Earth - DisneyLand
The friends while always on
constant lookout for their enemy continue to explore & experience DisneyLand
going on more rides like Jungle Cruise, King Arthur Caroseul, Mad Hatter Tea
Party, Autopia Y2K, DisneyLand Railroad, Atlantis Expedition, etc.
Well we really are having so
much fun I can't stop myself.
But we've had enough slow
rides for now. Since it's 5pm, I say we get back to the fast rides again
before closing time.
5:00 already? Uh-oh,
<Nervous look> Time flies by when you have fun.
So where do we go
JACKIE CHAN <Consults his
There's still Pirates Of The
Caribbean, Honey I Shrunk The Audience, Great Moments With Mr. Lincoln, It's A
Small World, Matterhorn Mountain, Big Thunder Mountain Railroad left that we
didn't go to yet. What's your choice?
Home of the world's famous
bobsled run and the Yeti.
The who? <Surprised
look> What's a Yeti.
Big, hairy ape-man with
glowing eyes and nasty temper.
Oooooooooh, keep it away
from me. <Looks scared>
Don't worry I won't let it
JACKIE CHAN <To
Good grief. <Quotes
Charlie Brown's famous line>
So the gang proceed
back into FantasyLand towards the towering Matterhorn looming before them.
Within minutes they are standing in line with other guests awaiting their turn
to board their sleds when Chan gets a incoming message or pager on his
watch-communicator. He activates the device to discover it's his uncle,
Captain Black and Splinter checking in as usual.
Here captain. You
Just wanted to keep tabs
with you just to make sure nothing's happening down there in
Nothing to speak of
sir. Everything's A-Ok.
That's good news to hear
nephew. Are you having fun?
JADE <Leans over Chan's
Oh we're enjoying ourselves
uncle. Went on lots of attractions so far and still got more to experience
before the park closes.
I see...<Smiles> Keep
having fun then.
Are my sons well?
<Curious> They didn't get into trouble?
They are doing fine
sensei. Unfortunately we have failed to rescue Leonardo who is still under
control of ShenDu and the Syndicate.
SPLINTER <Fear on his
NO! Not my #1
student. You have not yet released him?
No Splinter, I mean
Yoshi. We have not.
<Panics, eyes wide behind glasses> Don't give up in trying to save
him. One more thing, <Whacks monitor with hand as though slapping Chan
in the face>
JACKIE CHAN <Flinches>
I predict or sense you will
succeed in not only saving Leonardo from the Syndicate but also confront-face
them again one last time in the FINAL SHOWDOWN to save DisneyLand from
I predict it will happen
too. Be careful and strong my warriors, do not allow Shredder, ShenDu,
Krang, Valmont to capture you too or destroy you.
And godspeed on your safe
trip home Jackie.
Yes, see you when you return
Farewell then, and GOD be
with you on your road to victory.
The video images goes
offline leaving Jackie & Jade to stare at each other with worried
expressions on their faces.
So what do we do now
Right now at the present
moment I haven't a clue of our next steps or plans of action to
Awwww, <Angry, defeated
look> I was afraid of that. <Then changes her mind> At least we're next
to board our sleds.
JACKIE CHAN <Startled>
Huh, we are? Oops, I
didn't know the lines went so fast.
Together Chan &
Jade climb into their sled with Tohru and Mike and the Cast Members strap them
See you at the exit!
<Calls after them as the sled disappears into one of 2 tunnels and starts up
Then she and Don climb
into the next sled with two other guests and they enter the dark caverns to
start up the lift to the top of the run.
Have fun but watch out for
I hope it doesn't attack
The shinobi mistress
& wild boy climb into their sled and as the next 2 guests behind them are
getting in...suddenly 2 ShadowKahn ninjas leap & jump through the air over
the startled, frightened visitors, knocking down the CMs who try to stop them
and skillfully drop into the sled behind the turtles who gawk-gape in
I hate it when this happens
Ooooooh, <Angry look>
those ghost ninjas again? Here we go again. <Throws up her hands in
disgust, rolls eyes>
As the sled climbs the
lift towards the top of the mountain the ghost ninjas prepare to assault the
turtles. Before they do so the sled begins racing down the ice-track
sliding around the corners and dropping into the dips causing Ralph & De
Milo to experience Air-Time. Suddenly a roaring sound is heard and the
Yeti comes into view up ahead. Seeing the audioanimatronic robot Venus
gets an idea. She communicates with it using her powers.
Excuse me? Will you be
a kind butler and escort, show these rude, uninvited guests to the front door
The Yeti responds by
roaring a challenge and lashes out with massive arms to seize the
startled-surprised ghost ninjas in one smooth fluid motion and then throw them
through an emergency exit down into the waters of StoryBook Canal but before
they hit the water they morph to batwings and zoom away.
What a crazy day so
I couldn't agree
Now they sit back and
enjoy the rest of the ride down the mountainside laughing, screaming, waving
hands in the air until the sleds splashdown in the lagoon at the bottom of the
attraction then roll towards the unloading dock where the autobrakes slow the
sled down and stops. Jackie, Jade, Tohru, Don, Mike, Ninjara are waiting
for them at the exit-line and then the gang relive their tubing experiences
while walking back towards the Central Plaza. While there they sit to
relax & recover before deciding what to do next.
We now see them dining at the
Blue Bayou restaurant located inside the Pirates Of The Caribbean
attraction. This restaurant is simulated to resemble a night-time outdoor
scenario on the Louisiana bayous with the sounds of crickets, frogs, owls and
other night creatures. Chan, Jade, Tohru, Ninjara, Ralph, Mike, Don, Venus
sit at tables overlooking the river and watch boats filled with guests pass
How's this? We'll go
on Pirates next after dinner followed by Big Thunder Mountain,
Sounds like a good deal
That works for me
And to maintain our TV-Y
ratings in cartoons, we'll be sure to ride It's A Small World as the final
attraction before closing time.
But we still have the shows,
Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln and Honey I Shrunk The Audience to
Do you think we'll be able
to watch them?
JACKIE CHAN <Again checks
Of course, there's plenty of
Alright dude. A
perfect way to close out our adventures in the Magic Kingdom.
But what about the
Syndicate? They may strike again without warning if we are not prepared or
I hope not because I'm
getting sick & tired of fighting them.
Sorry to hear that.
But De Milo has a point, we must be on our guards constantly and
I guess so...now it's time
YO-HO, YO-HO, A PIRATE'S
LIFE FOR ME!
When dinner was done
the friends head over to the loading dock to discover there's not that long a
line of guests waiting to board anyway. Climbing into their boat the
humans & mutants proceed into the dark-ride where they sit back and watch
pirates invading a Caribbean town, auctioning off wenches, chasing women &
animals, setting the town on fire, etc. All the while they sing along to
the theme song "A Pirate's Life For Me" up until the end as their boat stops at
the unloading down and CMs help them out and they run back outside into the park
again. Now they make their way to FrontierLand to take the wild,
out-of-control minetrain on a joyride around and through Thunder Mountain.
Suddenly Venus stops and puts both hands to her head as if she senses danger or
trouble headed their way.
Hold up, I sense danger
Who is it?
The Syndicate. Over
there! <Points that-a-way>
Yegads! It is the
OH NOOOOOOOO! <Panic on
their faces> GOOD GRIEF!!!
OF PART X
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