Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures
                                    The Jackie Chan Adventures
                            The Happiest Place On Earth - DisneyLand
                                                PART 7
 
    Suddenly Venus goes rigid as a stone statue with eyes closed.  She senses an evil disturbance or presence close by and reaches out to seek it, touch it.  The others stare at the shinobi mistress in confusion & surprise wondering why is she doing that???  Finally she comes out of her mind-trance.
 
VENUS
    Oh no, I cannot believe it.
NINJARA
    What is it?  What did you see.
VENUS
    They are here...
JACKIE CHAN
    Who, who's here?
VENUS
    The Syndicate!
EVERYBODY
    THE SYNDICATE?!!
 
    Yes...the evil alliance of the Shredder (Oroku Saki the twin brother of Hamato Yoshi), Lord Krang, Valmont, Black Tiger and ShenDu!!!  They have arrived at the park and are searching-seeking out their enemies.
 
DONATELLO
    I can't believe it, the Syndicate here in DisneyLand.
MICHAELANGELO
    No way brother!  Not those villains.
RAPHAEL
    Aww nuts! <Looks mad> Just what we need to ruin our fun day.
JADE
    Do they know we are here yet?
VENUS
    Not that I've heard, in fact, no.  Krang said and I quote "You suppose our enemy is here, the turtles?" and Shredder answered "I hope not because if they are I'll turn them into turtle soup!" Valmont & Black Tiger snickered or giggled at that remark while ShenDu grinned evilly at the idea.
TOHRU
    Good grief, <Nervous look> what are we going to do?
JACKIE CHAN
    Where are they now?
VENUS
    They just entered Main Street, USA.  Visitors and Cast Members are running in terror of the terrorists, trying to hide.
NINJARA
    Should we go on instead of hanging around and waiting for them to find us?
DONATELLO
    A good suggestion vixen.
JACKIE CHAN
    I'll go and I'll take Ninjara, Jade & Mikey.  You others hang back in case we need reinforcements or backup.
VENUS <Surprised>
    Why didn't you pick me?
JADE
    We could use your magic to assist us.
 
    De Milo thinks it over quickly and changes her mind.
 
VENUS
    On second thought, I'll stay here and hold down the fort so to speak.
JACKIE CHAN
    Suit yourself.  Catch you later! <Then he, Jade, Mike & Ninjara disappear>
 
    That leaves Ralph, Don, Tohru and Venus alone trying to decide what's the next course of action.  They know they can't hang around in AdventureLand before the Syndicate locates and captures them or worse!!!
 
RAPHAEL
    Should we continue our adventures elsewhere?
VENUS
    Of course.  So what's the next attraction on the list?
TOHRU
    How about Splash Mountain?  It's hot today so let's cool down, get wet.
DONATELLO
    I like rides where you get soaked and cool off.
 
    So the friends hurry off.  Meanwhile from a vantage point behind the PARTNERS statue Chan, Ninjara, Mike & Jade spy on the Syndicate forces.  Leonardo is in the lead flanked by Valmont on his left, Shredder on his right.  Behind them come Black Tiger, the dragon sorcerer ShenDu and Lord Krang and accompanying them are a squad or platoon of ShadowKahn ghost ninjas marching like the Nazis.  Frightened guests & Cast Members scurry for cover, back off.
 
LEONARDO <Under mind spell>
    Out of our way foolish humans, make way for Lord ShenDu.
SHENDU
    Beware you mortals.  I have come to conquer your world!
SHREDDER
    You got that right sorcerer.
VALMONT
    And once we've found Chan and the Turtles it won't be easy destroying them, taking them apart piece by piece.
BLACK TIGER
    Yes my master, it will be fun.
KRANG
    Oh, my tentacles are already sweating with anticipation of the fun that's about to start anytime now.
 
    Then without warning the vixen leaps out from atop the statue of Walt Disney & Mickey Mouse to drop on all fours in front of the surprised villains who stop dead in their tracks and gawk-gape at the sight of the lady fox.
 
NINJARA
    SURPRISE!  And I bet it's not your birthdays yet. <Glares>
VALMONT
    What the devil?!!  Where did she come from?
SHREDDER
    Oh no! <Eyes widen behind faceplate> Not her again!
LEONARDO
    Ninjara...I should have guessed. <Narrowed eyed frown>
NINJARA
    Leo, a pleasure to see you again.  NOT!
 
    Then she attacks!  Before Leo can react or respond the samurai executes Liu Kang's bicycle kick routine in the Mortal Kombat movie slamming the leader of the turtles onto his shell, stunned.  ShenDu is first to counter-react.
 
SHENDU
    ShadowKahn, destroy her!
KRANG
    Kill that wench!
 
    But as the ghost ninjas rush in to takedown the lady fox Jackie, Mikey & Jade jump out from hiding and join the fray.
 
MICHAELANGELO
    It's time to take out the trash! <Whirls his chucks>
JACKIE CHAN
    Death to the Syndicate!  Kiiiiyaaaaah! <Jumps into the air>
JADE
    Go Jackie, Ninjara!
 
    Chan drops several of the ShadowKahn, punches, kicks, flips the ghost ninjas like stunt-doubles while Mikey slams them with his chucks and a few well-placed kicks of his own.
 
BLACK TIGER
    Hiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyaaaah! <Hurls himself through the air>
NINJARA
    Haaaaaaaaaaah! <Leaps towards him>
 
    Both combatants close in mid-air trading kicks & punches before landing back on their feet and exchange blows at each other.  However the vixen proves faster & stronger than the bodyguard of Valmont and Black Tiger hits the ground hard and lays there unable to get up.  Shocked, angered by this assault on his servant Valmont attacks.
 
VALMONT
    I'll teach you a lesson madame, one you'll won't forget!
NINJARA
    Hah!  Come get me, I'm ready for you. <Levels her sword>
VALMONT
    With pleasure, take that! <Lunges with his cane-sword>
NINJARA
    Missed me sucker, bonzai! <Strikes back>
 
    They lunge, parry, thrust, block until the Darkhand crimeboss finds himself flat on his face, disarmed.  Before he can recover his weapon it is Jade who kicks it away out of reach or snatches it up.  Jackie & Mikey finish off the last of the ShadowKahn then faceoff against Krang, Shredder & ShenDu.
 
SHREDDER
    I'll cut you two into little pieces with my blades.
MICHAELANGELO
    Talk, talk.  Your mouth is your only weapon.
SHREDDER
    Why you!!! <Glares> You dare insult me?
JACKIE CHAN
    Uh-oh, you just touched off his short fuse.
KRANG
    Enough of this!  Finish them Saki.
SHREDDER
    Exactly lord Krang, watch this.
 
    As Saki prepares to launch his assault on Chan & Mike, Ninjara hits him from his blindspot throwing Shredder off-balance and unable to recover himself in time before Chan gives him a flying side-kick to the forehead KO'ing the Foot leader down & out for the 10-count.
 
KRANG
    Noooooooo!  No fair!
SHENDU
    You'll pay for this Chan. <Glowers> You and your friends will all die.
JADE
    That's what you think.  The Syndicate is no match for the Alliance.
MICHAELANGELO
    That's telling him partner.
KRANG
    Oh really? <Sneers> We shall see, hehehehehmhmhmhm...RETREAT!
SHENDU
    Very well...for now.  ShadowKahn vanish!
 
    Suddenly a bright aura shimmers around the dragon sorcerer, alien warlord of Dimension X, the unconscious forms of Black Tiger, Shredder, Leonardo & Valmont and the remaining ghost ninjas and in the next they all disappear from sight.
 
NINJARA
    And don't come back you sore losers!
MICHAELANGELO
    Don't forget to write!
JADE
    Good riddance I'd say.
JACKIE CHAN
    Good work team.  At least we stopped them from destroying DisneyLand at the moment.  Hey, where's Leo?
JADE
    Oops, <Quotes Anakin Skywalker's famous line in Episode I> he's gone.
MICHAELANGELO
    Darn it, rats.  Now we'll never save him.
NINJARA
    Don't give up Mike, we will rescue him soon.
JADE
    Right now we better catch up with the others, see how they're fairing.
JACKIE CHAN
    Then let's go. <And they dash off>
 
                                        END OF PART VII
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