Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures
The Jackie Chan
Adventures
The Happiest Place On Earth - DisneyLand
THE FINAL PART
Just then Lord Krang, Valmont,
Shredder, Black Tiger, Leonardo and ShenDu walk right past the friends without
noticing their presence. Behind the group trail several hostages being
guarded by ShadowKahn.
JACKIE CHAN
Valmont, ShenDu, Black
Tiger!
TOHRU
And Shredder, Yoshi's twin
brother.
JADE
And there's Leo! Still
under the control of ShenDu.
MIKE-DON-RALPH
GREAT SCOTT! POOR
LEO!
VENUS
Hey wait a second, <As
the gang turn around> that's not the way to Big Thunder.
NINJARA
We must save those hostages
from the Syndicate now before they're harmed.
JACKIE CHAN
Let's go! Follow me.
<He leads the rescue team>
The gang follow the
villains from a safe distance hoping they will not be spotted yet...Minutes
later they see them threatening more guests & cast members at the entrance
to Pirates.
NINJARA <Calls out a
challenge>
Shredder! We meet
again. <Draws her sword>
SHREDDER
Huh, oh nooo! <Can't
believe his eyes> Not you again.
NINJARA
So surprised to see me Saki?
<Sneers at him>
VALMONT
I thought we finished you
off earlier.
JACKIE CHAN
Sorry to burst your bubble
Valmont. I cannot allow you to hurt those innocent people, they have
nothing against you.
VALMONT
You're wrong Chan, I have
not harmed anyone. Does it look like these victims got
hurt?
TOHRU
But they're blindfolded,
tied. Not very nice.
KRANG
Hah! They were
stubborn, refused to acknowledge anything of your presence like they never saw
you before.
SHENDU
Now that you're here it will
be fun to destroy you.
MICHAELANGELO
I don't think so
dragonlord.
RAPHAEL
We're gonna put you in your
place.
DONATELLO
Death to the
Syndicate!
SHREDDER
Lord ShenDu, with your
permission...
SHENDU
Go ahead Shredder, give the
orders.
SHREDDER
ShadowKahn, destroy
them!
BLACK TIGER
Hiyiyiyiyiyiyiyaaah!
<Springs forwards>
Black Tiger attacks
Chan but Jackie avoids every blow & kick aimed his way until Tohru engages
the bodyguard servant and they go at it trading blows with each other until both
fall to the ground stunned after KO'ing each other cold. Meanwhile the
ghost ninjas engage the Turtles, Jade, Venus, Jackie & Ninjara who respond
in kind...skillfully matching blow for blow wiping out the ShadowKahn with
ease.
KRANG
This is getting
boring.
SHENDU
I agree...time to end this
once and for all. Leo!
LEONARDO <Bows>
Yes my master, what is your
wish?
SHENDU
Dispose of these fools
quickly and get it over with.
LEONARDO
As you
wish.
Grinning evilly, eyes
blank-staring the leader of the turtles advances on his friends with katana
drawn and leveled.
DONATELLO
Wait, don't do this
brother. We are family, allies.
LEONARDO
Sorry but my new family
belongs in the Syndicate.
RAPHAEL
What?! <Stunned> Are
you kidding me?
LEONARDO
Look whose joking who.
<Smirks> Big joke's on you sucker.
MICHAELANGELO
Whoa, he's totally insane,
lost it completely.
LEONARDO
Oops,
heh-heh...<Sneers> Now I shall have fun finishing you three
myself.
But as he prepares to
attack...the vixen blocks his way her own sword raised in defensive
posture. She will not allow harm or injury to her friends.
NINJARA
No you don't! You'll
have to get through me first to get to them.
JADE
Ninjara,
no!
JACKIE CHAN
Jade, stay back. <Holds
her>
TOHRU
You'll get hurt vixen, he'll
kill you!
NINJARA
This is my fight, do not
interfere.
SHREDDER
This should be fun, reminds
me of the lightsaber duels in Star Wars.
VALMONT
Interesting, I wonder which
one is Darth Vader? Hahahahahahaah.
KRANG
I think the lady fox
is Obi-Wan Kenobi and the turtle is Darth Vader. <Then he too chuckles
& giggles> Heheheheahahahahaah.
NINJARA <Hears them mock
her>
Grrrrrrrr, <Glares>
I'll make you eat your words.
LEONARDO
That's what you think,
prepare to defend yourself.
JACKIE CHAN
Noooooooo, don't hurt her!
<Jumps forward> Yaaaaaaaaaaah!
JADE
JACKIE!!! <Horror on her
face>
Startled, Leonardo
reacts as Chan comes his way aiming a flying side kick to take him down but
before the blow lands he ducks his head into his shell so Chan misses
completely. But as Chan spins to confront him Leo strikes back with a
roundhouse kick that slams the stuntman flat on his backside. He then
steps towards him his sword upraised ready to stab him through the heart when
Ninjara again blocks his way, parrying the downward thrust of his weapon against
hers. Leo whirls on Ninjara and lunges only to have the lady fox parry his
jabs at her face & body then she returns the attacks as Leo blocks her
thrusts.
LEONARDO
You will be sorry for
interfering.
NINJARA
Wrong! You are the one
who is sorry. Betrayed your sensei and family, turned your back on
goodness & kindness and joined the other side.
LEONARDO
Master ShenDu made me the
most powerful warrior ever. Shredder even promised me great wealth if I
helped him destroy you.
NINJARA
Traitor! <Thrusts>
Then I will run you through my blade first.
LEONARDO
Aha, <Parries> I would
like to see you try.
Back and forth they
fight fiercely like Jedi Knight VS Sith Lord. Unable to help Chan <Now
recovered again>, Jade, Tohru, Venus, Mike, Don & Ralph can only watch
helplessly and hoping Ninjara can hold out. On the other side are ShenDu,
Shredder, Valmont, Krang & Black Tiger cheering on Leonardo.
SYNDICATE
LEO, LEO, KILL HER, KILL
HER!
DONATELLO
He's totally lost it
now.
RAPHAEL
He can't betray us, not
now.
MICHAELANGELO
Yet we cannot interfere,
stop our bro from hurting the vixen.
JADE
We got to
help!
JACKIE CHAN
How? He'll kill us
too.
TOHRU
But we have to do
something.
VENUS
Then I will do the honor
myself. <To herself> I will release Leo from the darkside and restore him
to the lightside again.
Ninjara & Leonardo
lock swords, straining-pushing against each other & glare at each other
almost nose to nose.
NINJARA
You must come back now, turn
away from the darkside.
LEONARDO
Why don't you join me?
Together we can rule the world.
He then shoves her back
and closes in again. Ninjara off-balance tries to recover but at that
instant the blue-masked turtle sweeps her feet out from under her body and the
vixen crashes to the ground. With another move he twists her weapon out of
her hand then plants one foot triumphantly on her chest with his sword leveled
at her midsection.
LEONARDO
You wish to beg for mercy, I
may spare your life.
NINJARA
NEVER! <Spits at him>
Strike me down hard and true.
LEONARDO
As you wish...do you prefer
heart or throat?
NINJARA
You make that choice
yourself! <Glowers up at him>
VENUS
LEONARDO...STOP!
Just as Leo's sword
comes down to pierce Ninjara's heart the shinobi locks minds with him, stopping
his death-blow at the last second. Stunned, confused Leonardo stands rigid
like a statue eyes wide with surprise. Suddenly he drops his weapon and
grabbing head in both hands screams in pain.
LEONARDO
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Stop
the pain, stop it!
VENUS
LEO, I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO
KILL ONE OF YOUR OWN FAMILY...YOU ARE NOT AN AGENT OF THE SYNDICATE BUT ONE OF
US...WE LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU...I CAN TURN YOU BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE...COME
HOME LEO, WE MISS YOU...
Leo staggers about
screaming & yelling as he holds his head in agony. Then he throws back
his head and howls like a wolf or coyote before his eyes roll back and he
pitches face first to the ground. Alarmed Donatello, Raphael &
Michaelangelo rush to their fallen leader's side.
RAPHAEL
Leo!
DONATELLO
Brother!
MICHAELANGELO
Leo, wake
up!
VENUS
DO NOT FEAR...I WILL NOW
RELEASE HIM FROM THE EVIL CURSE...<And she begins to work her
magic>
VALMONT
Stop! What are you
doing?
KRANG
Don't take away our loyal
servant.
SHREDDER
No, not again. I hate
failures!
SHENDU
Destroy them all
ShadowKahn!
BLACK TIGER
Sic them, tear them
apart!
Once again the ghost
ninjas spring forth to stop the heroes but Jackie, Jade & Tohru form a human
shield in front of Venus who continues to work her spell in freeing
Leonardo. Within minutes the 3 humans and turtles (Mike, Don, Ralph)
suceed in beating back their attackers until all the ShadowKahn are down and
defeated. Angered by this interference the Syndicate decide to
escape.
SHREDDER
Asta-la-vista-baby, I'll be
back.
KRANG
We will have our
revenge!
VALMONT
You haven't seen the last of
us!
BLACK TIGER
See ya later
alligator.
SHENDU
I will have my revenge
Jackie Chan! I swear it!
Then the dragon
sorcerer conjures a glowing aura surrounding his friends and they all disappear
again. Meanwhile De Milo finishes her mind-spell and opens her eyes as
Leonardo begins to moan-groan-stir. Then he too opens his eyes and looks
around in confusion & puzzlement.
LEONARDO
Wh-where am I? What is
this place, how did I get here?
DONATELLO
Leo, welcome
home!
MICHAELANGELO
How ya feel
bro?
LEONARDO
Dunno, everything's a
blank.
VENUS
Do not fear, your memory
will return in time. <Smiles> I saved you from the darkside and brought
you back.
LEONARDO
Thank you, <Smiles> I
owe you my life debt.
RAPHAEL
So do we Leo...so do
we.
They help their
confused leader to his feet as the guests & cast members give a standing
ovation, cheering & clapping for them.
NINJARA
Leo, I am sorry I tried to
stop you from hurting your own kind. But I could not allow you to kill
your own family.
LEONARDO
And I am sorry I tried to
kill you, forgive me.
NINJARA
You are forgiven, great
leader.
They shake hands,
embrace in a hug then bow to each other in honor. Chan, Jade & Tohru
are happy too that their ally is back again.
JACKIE CHAN
Welcome home Leo, uh, it's
not really your true home that is.
LEONARDO
Then what is this strange
place?
JADE
This is DisneyLand the Magic
Kingdom.
LEONARDO
DisneyLand??? I've
heard of that theme park but never went there.
TOHRU
Well, now you are.
<Smirks> The hard way that is when you and the Syndicate showed up to
cause trouble.
LEONARDO
Good grief, I remember
now.
And it all came back to
him in a rush...his kidnapping by the ShadowKahn and Black Tiger, taken hostage
before ShenDu who put a curse on him to make him a new member of the cult and
such.
LEONARDO
And I almost made a fool of
myself by betraying my real family in the end.
RAPHAEL
Well just be glad it didn't
happen.
MICHAELANGELO
Yeah, and we got our leader
back.
DONATELLO
And the Syndicate retreated
again in disgrace, dishonor.
NINJARA
The way it should be...for
now.
VENUS
Yes, now should we go on
It's A Small World and Big Thunder Mountain before the park
closes?
JADE
Yes! It's almost
closing time.
JACKIE CHAN
Then what are we waiting
for? C'mon gang.
TOHRU
Yeehaaw! More Disney
magic for us tonight.
LEONARDO
Huh, what?
<Confused>
EVERYBODY
NEVER MIND, WE'LL TELL YOU
ABOUT IT BACK HOME.
And so the friends
<Now with Leonardo back on their side> experience Big Thunder Mountain and
It's A Small World and the two shows Honey I Shrunk The Audience and Great
Moments With Mr. Lincoln just as the park begins to close and security guards
escort the guests back to the main gates.
Upon exiting from the Tram in
the guest parking lot the humans & mutants proceed to their ATR-72 turboprop
waiting for them still invisible in the cloaking device and board their aircraft
readying themselves for the trip home.
JADE
What a fun, long day we
had.
TOHRU
And definitely a blast.
How should we end it?
NINJARA
I've got it! <And she
starts another rap> It was a long day but it was real fun.
TOHRU
And it's sad to see the day
done.
JACKIE CHAN
But soon we'll be back,
having fun all the day.
JADE
And solving more missions,
on the way.
THE TURTLES AND VENUS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
Then the turboprop
takesoff into the skies over Anaheim & Los Angeles on the return trip back
home to San Francisco.
THE
END
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