Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures
                                    The Jackie Chan Adventures
                            The Happiest Place On Earth - DisneyLand
                                                PART 10
 
    The friends while always on constant lookout for their enemy continue to explore & experience DisneyLand going on more rides like Jungle Cruise, King Arthur Caroseul, Mad Hatter Tea Party, Autopia Y2K, DisneyLand Railroad, Atlantis Expedition, etc.
 
VENUS
    Well we really are having so much fun I can't stop myself.
TOHRU
    But we've had enough slow rides for now.  Since it's 5pm, I say we get back to the fast rides again before closing time.
JADE <Surprised>
    5:00 already?  Uh-oh, <Nervous look> Time flies by when you have fun.
VENUS
    So where do we go now?
JACKIE CHAN <Consults his map>
    There's still Pirates Of The Caribbean, Honey I Shrunk The Audience, Great Moments With Mr. Lincoln, It's A Small World, Matterhorn Mountain, Big Thunder Mountain Railroad left that we didn't go to yet.  What's your choice?
DONATELLO
    Matterhorn Mountain!
RAPHAEL
    Home of the world's famous bobsled run and the Yeti.
NINJARA
    The who? <Surprised look> What's a Yeti.
MICHAELANGELO
    Big, hairy ape-man with glowing eyes and nasty temper.
NINJARA
    Oooooooooh, keep it away from me. <Looks scared>
RAPHAEL
    Don't worry I won't let it harm you.
NINJARA <Smiles>
    My hero.
JACKIE CHAN <To himself>
    Good grief. <Quotes Charlie Brown's famous line>
EVERYBODY
    MATTERHORN MOUNTAIN!
 
    So the gang proceed back into FantasyLand towards the towering Matterhorn looming before them.  Within minutes they are standing in line with other guests awaiting their turn to board their sleds when Chan gets a incoming message or pager on his watch-communicator.  He activates the device to discover it's his uncle, Captain Black and Splinter checking in as usual.
 
CAPTAIN BLACK
    Jackie, you there?
JACKIE CHAN
    Here captain.  You calling me?
CAPTAIN BLACK
    Just wanted to keep tabs with you just to make sure nothing's happening down there in Anaheim.
JACKIE CHAN
    Nothing to speak of sir.  Everything's A-Ok.
UNCLE SHENG
    That's good news to hear nephew.  Are you having fun?
JADE <Leans over Chan's arm>
    Oh we're enjoying ourselves uncle.  Went on lots of attractions so far and still got more to experience before the park closes.
UNCLE SHENG
    I see...<Smiles> Keep having fun then.
SPLINTER
    Are my sons well? <Curious> They didn't get into trouble?
JACKIE CHAN
    They are doing fine sensei.  Unfortunately we have failed to rescue Leonardo who is still under control of ShenDu and the Syndicate.
SPLINTER <Fear on his face>
    NO!  Not my #1 student.  You have not yet released him?
JADE
    No Splinter, I mean Yoshi.  We have not.
UNCLE SHENG
    Aye-yiiiiiiii! <Panics, eyes wide behind glasses> Don't give up in trying to save him.  One more thing, <Whacks monitor with hand as though slapping Chan in the face>
JACKIE CHAN <Flinches>
    Ow, ouch!
UNCLE SHENG
    I predict or sense you will succeed in not only saving Leonardo from the Syndicate but also confront-face them again one last time in the FINAL SHOWDOWN to save DisneyLand from destruction.
CAPTAIN BLACK <Surprised>
    They will???
SPLINTER
    I predict it will happen too.  Be careful and strong my warriors, do not allow Shredder, ShenDu, Krang, Valmont to capture you too or destroy you.
UNCLE SHENG
    And godspeed on your safe trip home Jackie.
CAPTAIN BLACK
    Yes, see you when you return home.
SPLINTER
    Farewell then, and GOD be with you on your road to victory.
 
    The video images goes offline leaving Jackie & Jade to stare at each other with worried expressions on their faces.
 
JADE
    So what do we do now Jackie?
JACKIE CHAN
    Right now at the present moment I haven't a clue of our next steps or plans of action to take.
JADE
    Awwww, <Angry, defeated look> I was afraid of that. <Then changes her mind> At least we're next to board our sleds.
JACKIE CHAN <Startled>
    Huh, we are?  Oops, I didn't know the lines went so fast.
 
    Together Chan & Jade climb into their sled with Tohru and Mike and the Cast Members strap them in.
 
NINJARA
    See you at the exit! <Calls after them as the sled disappears into one of 2 tunnels and starts up the chainlift>
 
    Then she and Don climb into the next sled with two other guests and they enter the dark caverns to start up the lift to the top of the run.
 
VENUS
    Have fun but watch out for the Yeti!
RAPHAEL
    I hope it doesn't attack them.
 
    The shinobi mistress & wild boy climb into their sled and as the next 2 guests behind them are getting in...suddenly 2 ShadowKahn ninjas leap & jump through the air over the startled, frightened visitors, knocking down the CMs who try to stop them and skillfully drop into the sled behind the turtles who gawk-gape in shock.
 
RAPHAEL
    I hate it when this happens again.
VENUS
    Ooooooh, <Angry look> those ghost ninjas again?  Here we go again. <Throws up her hands in disgust, rolls eyes>
 
    As the sled climbs the lift towards the top of the mountain the ghost ninjas prepare to assault the turtles.  Before they do so the sled begins racing down the ice-track sliding around the corners and dropping into the dips causing Ralph & De Milo to experience Air-Time.  Suddenly a roaring sound is heard and the Yeti comes into view up ahead.  Seeing the audioanimatronic robot Venus gets an idea.  She communicates with it using her powers.
 
VENUS
    Excuse me?  Will you be a kind butler and escort, show these rude, uninvited guests to the front door please?
 
    The Yeti responds by roaring a challenge and lashes out with massive arms to seize the startled-surprised ghost ninjas in one smooth fluid motion and then throw them through an emergency exit down into the waters of StoryBook Canal but before they hit the water they morph to batwings and zoom away.
 
RAPHAEL
    What a crazy day so far.
VENUS
    I couldn't agree more.
 
    Now they sit back and enjoy the rest of the ride down the mountainside laughing, screaming, waving hands in the air until the sleds splashdown in the lagoon at the bottom of the attraction then roll towards the unloading dock where the autobrakes slow the sled down and stops.  Jackie, Jade, Tohru, Don, Mike, Ninjara are waiting for them at the exit-line and then the gang relive their tubing experiences while walking back towards the Central Plaza.  While there they sit to relax & recover before deciding what to do next.
 
    We now see them dining at the Blue Bayou restaurant located inside the Pirates Of The Caribbean attraction.  This restaurant is simulated to resemble a night-time outdoor scenario on the Louisiana bayous with the sounds of crickets, frogs, owls and other night creatures.  Chan, Jade, Tohru, Ninjara, Ralph, Mike, Don, Venus sit at tables overlooking the river and watch boats filled with guests pass by.
 
JACKIE CHAN
    How's this?  We'll go on Pirates next after dinner followed by Big Thunder Mountain, agreed?
TOHRU
    Sounds like a good deal Chan.
DONATELLO
    That works for me too.
JACKIE CHAN
    And to maintain our TV-Y ratings in cartoons, we'll be sure to ride It's A Small World as the final attraction before closing time.
NINJARA
    But we still have the shows, Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln and Honey I Shrunk The Audience to see.
JADE
    Do you think we'll be able to watch them?
JACKIE CHAN <Again checks watch>
    Of course, there's plenty of time.
MICHAELANGELO
    Alright dude.  A perfect way to close out our adventures in the Magic Kingdom.
VENUS
    But what about the Syndicate?  They may strike again without warning if we are not prepared or ready.
RAPHAEL
    I hope not because I'm getting sick & tired of fighting them.
JACKIE CHAN
    Sorry to hear that.  But De Milo has a point, we must be on our guards constantly and ready.
NINJARA
    I guess so...now it's time for Pirates!
MIKE-DON-RALPH
    YO-HO, YO-HO, A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!
JADE
    Hehehehehehehehe.
TOHRU
    Hahahahahaha.
VENUS
    Hehehehehmhmhm.
 
    When dinner was done the friends head over to the loading dock to discover there's not that long a line of guests waiting to board anyway.  Climbing into their boat the humans & mutants proceed into the dark-ride where they sit back and watch pirates invading a Caribbean town, auctioning off wenches, chasing women & animals, setting the town on fire, etc.  All the while they sing along to the theme song "A Pirate's Life For Me" up until the end as their boat stops at the unloading down and CMs help them out and they run back outside into the park again.  Now they make their way to FrontierLand to take the wild, out-of-control minetrain on a joyride around and through Thunder Mountain.  Suddenly Venus stops and puts both hands to her head as if she senses danger or trouble headed their way.
 
VENUS
    Hold up, I sense danger approaching.
NINJARA
    Who is it?
VENUS
    The Syndicate.  Over there! <Points that-a-way>
NINJARA
    Yegads!  It is the Syndicate!
THE OTHERS
    OH NOOOOOOOO! <Panic on their faces> GOOD GRIEF!!!
 
                                        END OF PART X
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