Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures
The Jackie Chan
Adventures
The Happiest Place On Earth - DisneyLand
PART 9
But before the friends decide
where to eat lunch at they split up and head off in different directions to
enjoy more rides. Jade & Venus laughing with delight riding their
DoomBuggy through the Haunted Mansion, Chan & Ninjara sneaking in kisses on
Peter Pan's Flight, Tohru & Donatello laughing with fun on Roger Rabbit's
Car-Toon Spin and Michaelangelo & Raphael enjoying Star Tours. Later
the gang enjoy lunch at Carnation Cafe on Main Street, USA.
VENUS
It was so funny. I
think that is my favorite ride so far.
TOHRU
Mine is Indiana Jones
Adventure. But the Car-Toon spin was fun too.
JACKIE CHAN
Same deal
here.
DONATELLO
Star Tours is almost like
reenacting any scenes from the Trilogy Series and the Prequel Series
movies.
MICHAELANGELO
A great theme park
dude!
JADE
You got that
right.
NINJARA <Stands up, raises her
glass>
I propose a toast to
DisneyLand and our first time here to have fun.
RAPHAEL
I'll drink to
that.
EVERYBODY
HERE, HERE! <Clink
glasses together in the ritual>
VENUS
Where do we go
now?
DONATELLO
Space
Mountain!
VENUS <Makes sick face>
Uggh, ack!
MICHAELANGELO
Well we have to ride now
before the lines get too long.
RAPHAEL
Space Mountain
time!
NINJARA
Cool, man! <Whacks high
five> I'm game.
TOHRU
Simulates spaceflight
through the stars.
JADE
I can't
wait.
JACKIE CHAN
Then it's off to
TomorrowLand Imagination & Beyond gang.
And so they head out of
Main Street again and take a right-hand turn past the PARTNERS statue entering
the gateway of TomorrowLand. However as they approach the entrance to
Space Mountain something is very wrong.
JACKIE CHAN
Now, that's odd.
There's no one here, Cast Members or other guests.
TOHRU
Where is everybody???
<Puzzled>
JADE
All the same, we can get on
without the long wait.
JACKIE CHAN
I guess so...but I don't
like it, something's wrong here.
Passing through the
entrance they proceed through the indoor queue preshow area on their way to the
loading dock where the guests board their rollercoaster trains designed to look
like space shuttles. Still nobody in sight.
JADE
I wonder what's up?
There should be people in here now.
VENUS
I have that same feeling
too.
Upon reaching the
loading dock where the start of the ride can be seen a large squad-platoon of
ShadowKahn stand about looking bored. Chan the first one to spot the
danger warns his friends.
JACKIE CHAN
Uh-oh, no! Back up
everybody!
VENUS
What?
<Startled>
JACKIE CHAN
ShadowKahn are waiting at
the boarding gates for us.
VENUS
Nuts! I guess it's
time I told you that me and Raphael had a bargain with the ghost ninjas on
Splash Mountain.
RAPHAEL
We did
what?!!
NINJARA
Oh great. <Throws up her
hands in disgust> Now what?
JACKIE CHAN
I got an idea, listen up
gang. <He outlines the gameplan>
Meanwhile Leonardo
still under the mind-spell of ShenDu addresses the ShadowKahn forces before
him.
LEONARDO
The time is now
1:30pm. So, in 5 minutes, Squad A to Matterhorn, Squad B to Jungle Cruise
and Squad C to Big Thunder Mountain. Remember, no roughstuff or physical
harm to innocent victims we only want information about our enemies if anybody
or anyone seen them, understood? <All the ninjas bow> Move
out!
He starts to walk away
when out of nowhere loud music blares from hidden speakers throughout the
attraction catching him totally by surprise.
LEONARDO
What the devil? <Mimics
Shredder's famous line>
In the next out steps
Jackie, Jade, Tohru and Ninjara doing a RAP routine to the music and make up
their own lyrics.
JACKIE CHAN
You ShadowKahn think you got
it all and you're really cool.
TOHRU
Well wake up, it's sun-up
you better get to school.
JADE
For you ninjas are worse
than anything I know.
NINJARA
So let's send you something
that you'll respond...TO THE DEATH!!!
Then as the song ends
out jump Venus, Mike, Ralph & Don their weapons drawn and ready for combat
as Chan, Ninjara, Jade & Tohru also ready themselves too.
VENUS
Taste my magic! <Throws
energy-balls>
DONATELLO
It's time to take out the
trash. <Whips his bo-staff about>
MICHAELANGELO
Party time! <Spins his
chucks>
RAPHAEL
Eat lead! <Flashes his
sai daggers>
LEONARDO <Advances>
Surrender you idiots, you
cannot escape.
TOHRU
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaagh!
<Rushes him>
Unfortunately Leo steps
aside to avoid the attacking sumo giant then back-kicks him hard in his backside
propelling the bodyguard flat on his face. Suddenly De Milo uses her
mind-powers to control the ghost ninjas and commands them...
VENUS
Seize that traitor and get
rid of him immediately.
And in the next...Leo
finds himself being attacked by the ShadowKahn who pick him up and hoist him
above their heads.
LEONARDO
What are you doing???
Put me down you fools!
But the ghost ninjas
heave-ho the leader of the turtles out an emergency exit as the wargames rage
on.
NINJARA
Hey boys, care to
dance?
JACKIE CHAN
Let's show them how we
really kick butt.
JADE
Go Jackie, Ninjara!
<Coaches them on>
Both the samurai and
stuntman launch themselves into the midst of their multiple attackers and engage
in close combat throwing punches, blocks, kicks, sweeps, headbutts, flips,
etc. Within a matter of seconds the skirmish is over as quickly as it
started and the surviving ShadowKahn disappear as usual without a trace as do
those who are knocked down. The gang celebrate with high fives, low fives,
bumps, etc.
TOHRU
Looks like that practice
came through.
NINJARA
Practice makes perfect,
<Looks worried> are you OK?
TOHRU
I think so, not hurt too
bad.
JACKIE CHAN
Thank goodness. Ya
know, we did a good job rapping.
JADE
Our own version of
barbershop quartet.
JACKIE CHAN
But we need a
nickname.
NINJARA
How about Ramming-Jamming
Jackie Chan & Company?
VENUS
It's a start...now let's
ride Space Mountain.
ALL 3 OTHER TURTLES
COWABUNGA
DUDES!
Ninjara & Jackie
are in the front seat, behind them are Venus & Jade. Behind them in
the next seat are Mike & Tohru with Ralph & Don in the last seat.
The rocket starts up and begins climbing the chainlift to the first drop.
That's when the shinobi mistress starts feeling queasy.
VENUS
I think I'm going to
puke.
JACKIE CHAN
Well if you do decide to
hurl, throw up that-a-way.
JADE
Jackie?
JACKIE CHAN
What Jade?
NINJARA
HERE WE
GOOOOOOOOOO!!!
EVERYBODY
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! <Scream
in pretend terror>
Their coaster train
shoots down the first drop and begins whipping around the turns in total
darkness, getting Air-Time over the hills, etc. Suddenly Venus hurls or
pukes at one point in the ride sending acid rain flying outwards then doubles
over clutching her stomach in agony. The others are too excited to even
notice as they enjoy the ride until it returns to the unloading dock and the
auto-brakes slow the coaster down and stops.
The gang step outside the
attraction to catch their breaths and relive the experience of spaceflight
through the stars.
JADE
Gut-wrenching ride, but
fun.
JACKIE CHAN
It was gut-wrenching and
fun, not to mention air-time when we went over the dips.
VENUS
Yeah, that's when I puked or
hurled. I feel much better now.
NINJARA
Are you sure? You're
not sick anymore?
VENUS
No...maybe it was something
I ate for lunch.
RAPHAEL
Ugh.
MICHAELANGELO
Ack.
DONATELLO
Gross.
VENUS <Glares>
Who asked
you?!!
ALL 3 TURTLES
SORRY DE
MILO.
TOHRU
Good grief. <Rolls
eyes> Here we go again.
JACKIE CHAN
C'mon, let's...huh?
<Surprised>
Suddenly the guests
& cast members appear on-site to cheer & applaud the startled, surprised
friends thanking them for saving the theme park from evil. Chan, Jade,
Tohru, Ninjara, Venus, Mike, Ralph & Don blush red with embarrassment but
smile & bow, have pictures taken and even sign autographs before continuing
on their way to enjoy more rides.
END
OF PART IX
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